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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:43:58 -0400

drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:54:07 -0400

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

somewhere-safetosea: if this (unrequited crushes, revision, chain-drinking cups of strong yorkshire...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:07:13 -0400

somewhere-safetosea:

if this (unrequited crushes, revision, chain-drinking cups of strong yorkshire tea, staying up way too late listening to pop punk bands, going into your overdraft and begging your parents for money, forgetting what your hobbies are, stupid hair colours, chocolate spread out of the jar, and laundry permanently on the radiator) is what adulthood is like then i’m pretty sure i’ll stay 10 forever thanks.

typhlozion: cupsong: pizza and donuts are both equally gross unfollowed blocked and reported

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:39:22 -0400

typhlozion:

cupsong:

pizza and donuts are both equally gross

unfollowed blocked and reported

thirsty4turner: [RIPS DOOR OFF HINGES] [RUNS OUTSIDE] [RUNS TO THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD]...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:28:06 -0400

thirsty4turner:

[RIPS DOOR OFF HINGES] [RUNS OUTSIDE] [RUNS TO THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD] [CLIMBS SAID MOUNTAIN] [GETS A BIG BIG MICROPHONE OUT] [SCREAMS] HELLO WORLD I LOVE ARCTIC MONKEYS

me: HEY FRIEND HEY HEY BUY ME THIS SHIRT BUY ME THIS BOOK BUY ME THIS

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:22:06 -0400

me: HEY FRIEND HEY HEY BUY ME THIS SHIRT BUY ME THIS BOOK BUY ME THIS
friend: ok
me: wait what
me: nO WAIT NOT FOR REAL OMFG DON'T BUY ME ANYTHING

flaminghomer: The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too!

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:10:10 -0400

flaminghomer:

The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too!

australiansanta: my eyes are such bullshit i wouldn’t be able to see a lion running at me until...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:05:17 -0400

australiansanta:

my eyes are such bullshit i wouldn’t be able to see a lion running at me until it’d already killed me like omfg i envy anyone with good vision

amandaislegend: This girl I went to high school with constantly posts photos of her and her 2 month...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:57:54 -0400

amandaislegend:

This girl I went to high school with constantly posts photos of her and her 2 month old baby and the poor bebe always looks SO uncomfortable and I can’t really judge her as a parent because I don’t know her that well but come on if you want to take a picture with an accessory get a purse or a cactus

vannuccis: Angel is the television show equivalent of someone tying a string around a stack of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:57:02 -0400

vannuccis:

Angel is the television show equivalent of someone tying a string around a stack of money and laughing as you run after it. Everything you want and need to happen is RIGHT THERE, but you can never grab it.

it-hurts-because-it-mattered: “You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.” “You make me happy -“*coughs...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:47:25 -0400

it-hurts-because-it-mattered:

“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.”

“You make me happy -“
*coughs up blood and falls into the arms of a demon*

shiphassailed: when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:47:13 -0400

shiphassailed:

when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively

10000bc: if something is avoidable then you can bet your sweet ass that i’ll avoid it

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:46:54 -0400

10000bc:

if something is avoidable then you can bet your sweet ass that i’ll avoid it

sirshon: tarantinospankmyass: would you stop this WAIT. i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:46:47 -0400

sirshon:

tarantinospankmyass:

would you stop this

WAIT. i just reblogged this thinking this was the architectural outline for the building or something but then i realized in the outline there were OUTLINES OF PEOPLE meaning THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING OR SOMETHING ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW

fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:46:24 -0400

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

@racheachel Follow me on twitter friends it’s where I do tweets and things!!

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:25:56 -0400

@racheachel

Follow me on twitter friends it’s where I do tweets and things!!

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:38:33 -0400

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

zooeyclairedeschahell: “cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:57:19 -0400

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

egbuns: otterthulhu: rabioheab: Cool Names For You To Name Your Children Farquaad Farquaad...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:29:14 -0400

egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

Farquaad

Farquaad II

Farquaad III

Farquaad IV

Farquaad V

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:11:35 -0400

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan